My Name Is Hoyt. I'm weird.
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crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

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tblaberge:

And in the end I think I’ve learned the final lesson from my travels in time; and I’ve even gone one step further than my father did: The truth is I now don’t travel back at all, not even for the day, I just try to live every day as if I’ve deliberately come back to this one day, to enjoy it, as if it was the full final day of my extraordinary, ordinary life.” - About Time

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agreatbigpileofleaves:

A Great Big Pile of Leaves - Bring Back Breakfast

This was the first song that we finished and mixed for the record, I think we even put it up online about 6 months before the record actually came out. We tracked a lot of the drums seperately for this song, because we had to use different sticks and brushes, and for that same reason Pete and I didn’t really rehearse this one before we went into tracking.  

Initially, the “Oh’s” in the chorus were going to be mixed to the back, but we really liked the way they turned out and decided it would be cool to do the chorus without any lyrics. 

Lyrics:

Cereal,
get me through the door.
Turn me on,
with your vitamins and minerals.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
The afternoon has become the new morning,
and there’s no pattern to sleep.
The hours awake are spent as a zombie,
except for the few hours after coffee.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
I’m missing you so badly,
you’d brighten up every morning,
cereal.
I missing you so badly,
I’d eat you for every meal,
cereal.
Yeah!
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suctioning:

when you about to fall asleep and remember you had homework

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loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

oh my god

backyardskills:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

oh my god

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telapathetic:

ireland is my favourite place in the world

telapathetic:

ireland is my favourite place in the world

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bubonickitten:

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the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

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